“This is a good time to be Jessica Simpson. Sure, she’s as dumb as a doorpost, but the girl has it going on. She graces the cover of Rolling Stone magazine this week, has the best MTV series (“Newlyweds”) of the past 10 years and has just signed with ABC to do a sitcom. These are good days for Marge Simpson, too. She’s just started her 15th season on “The Simpsons,” still one of Fox’s highest-rated shows. But which Simpson is superior?” Comparing their food, husbands, best assets, virtues, fear factor, and great quotes, KnoxNews attempts to find an answer. Highly informative stuff, choose which Simpson you love best. Read More >>>

Michael Moore Animated
Documentary filmmaker and activist Michael Moore will be the next to make a special guest voice appearance on The Simpsons. An Oscar winner for “Bowling For Columbine,” Moore will appear on the episode, “The President Wore Pearls”, which airs at 8pm on Sunday. Moore had this to say about his appearance: “Ever since Bart’s class went to the box factory in Flint a number of years ago, I have hoped to make it on ‘The Simpsons’ one day. However they draw me is bound to be an improvement on the original thing.” Moore will star as himself, helping Lisa in a revolt at Springfield Elementary. We’ll tell you more about this episode in our reminder on the weekend.

Ratings: My Mother The Carjacker
Here’s the fast ratings for this weekend: Overall for the evening, CBS averaged a 10.6 rating/17 share, well ahead of NBC’s 8.7/14. ABC held onto third with a 5.8/9, beating FOX’s 5.4/8. Among adults 18-49, CBS scored victory with a 4.9 rating. This race was closer, as NBC was close behind in second with a 4.5 rating, followed by FOX’s 4.3. Fueled by “60 Minutes” overrun, “Cold Case” gave CBS the 8 p.m. hour with a 9.8/15. In a regular twist, a new episode of “The Simpsons” (My Mother The Carjacker) earned a 6.8/11 for FOX, but was beaten by the repeat of Three Gays Of The Condo which followed it with a 6.9/10.
For the week, Nielsen reports My Mother The Carjacker received 12.4 million viewers (ranked #30) while Three Gays Of The Condo got 12.6 (#28).

Health And The Simpsons
What would happen if you pitted Bart Simpson against his father Homer in a simple fitness test? You guessed it, Bart would come out of the test still standing, while Homer would be struggling for breath with his heart rate going through the roof. Young Scientist magazine, published by Institute of Physics Educational Publishing, is running a national investigation into school children’s activity levels. If Bart took part in this, he would have no problems. He obviously hasn’t been taking notes from his father, as Homer would not do nearly as well. The Institute did some research into the Simpsons’ lifestyle. By watching videos of the cartoon and recording how much activity Bart and Homer do in the episodes, as well as how much they eat, Institute staff then worked out how fit and healthy they are. Read More >>>

Writers Discuss Satire On TV
Scholarly academics and enthusiastic fans of The Simpsons and King Of The Hill filled an auditorium in the Stanford Psychology building Friday afternoon for a discussion with Paul Lieberstein, Greg Daniels and John Collier, three veteran writers of the animated shows. The event was called “Homer, Hank & the American Dream: Social & Political Satire on American Television.” The discussion was preceded by a series of short clips from The Simpsons that drew loud bursts of laughter from the audience, including one clip that made fun of Stanford. The discussion developed into a question-and-answer session on the writers’ approaches to creating episodes and storylines. Read More >>>

My Mother The Carjacker
Season 15’s “official premiere” airs tomorrow night, Sunday November 9, with an episode titled ‘My Mother The Carjacker.’ Minor spoilers follow, with thanks to snpp.com. “When Marge wins a t-shirt for sending in a newspaper blooper, jealous Homer goes A Beautiful Mind trying to find his own headline gaffe until he discovers a real secret message — which reunites him with his Mom! Unfortunately he accidentally delivers her to the police station, though a quick trial has her out in no time. But after a vengeful Burns has her reincarcerated it’s up to Homer to save her from jail time once and for all.” The episode will be followed by a repeat of Season 14’s Three Gays Of The Condo. For a preview of the new episode, check out this teaser direct from Fox.

Simpsons Canada Connection
The likes of Joe Millionaire and American Idol are no laughing matter for Homer Simpson and, more specifically, scribes like Canadian Tim Long. The executive producer and senior writer of The Simpsons says comedy writers are an endangered species in today’s TV landscape. “I’m incredibly lucky to be here. I’m going to ride the wheels until they fall off,” says the 34-year-old Brandon, Man., native, who collaborated with former Calgarian Joel Cohen on the episode that saw the Simpsons visit Canada. “Reality-TV is a permanent fixture because it’s cheap to produce. But people here have flipped out. A lot of writers came here during the great comedy boom of the ’90s when Seinfeld really hit. But all those jobs have sort of dried up.” Read More >>>

Simpsons Evolves As Industry
D’oh!? Perhaps it really should be ‘Dough!’ With original shows in production, several reruns a day in syndication and thousands of items that now feature the faces and voices of its unforgettable characters, The Simpsons is an industry unto itself. New Simpsons episodes do just fine in the ratings — often in the top 25 for the week — though they rarely break the top 10. But that doesn’t really matter: What the show delivers consistently is a spectacular audience mix of kids and adults, often topping its time slot among viewers 18-34. One of Fox’s key strategies has always been to program to that younger audience, which remains a coveted prize among advertisers, but The Simpsons delivers it in addition to younger children and teens. Read More >>>

Simpsons Back From The Pit
Opinion: “Three years ago, I argued The Simpsons had lost its soul and devolved into an uneven, slapsticky mess that needed to be put to a respectable death. At that point, it seemed that the show’s creators were hopelessly on a track to TV hell, allowing the show to drift toward ever-coarser humor and a lowbrow view of the world that bore little resemblance to the subtle work of earlier years. I won’t say they’ve fully cured themselves. Jerkass Homer, as old-time fans called him, can still dominate the screen. But the show has finally evolved into a modern incarnation that retains its heart without feeling tired or bouncing from gag to gag like Homer tumbling down the side of Springfield Gorge.” Read More >>>

Eric Idle To Reprise Role
Famous for his Monty Python roles, Eric Idle appeared on The Simpsons early this year as a British documentary film maker in the episode ‘Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky.’ His role was so well-received by fans and creators alike, that they’ve asked him back! Idle writes in his online journal: “My pals on the The Simpsons are after me again to reprise my role as a British documentary film maker. (Quite a stretch eh?) They say they’ll record my voice anywhere we have a day off. I have two very good friends on The Simpsons – Dave Mirkin, who is a very funny, dry, guitar-playing writer, director and producer and Harry Shearer, the grouch’s grouch whom I have always adored as he can make me look quite pleasant by comparison.” We look forward to his appearance, expected in Season 15 or 16.

Scully/Thacker’s New Project
Icon Productions and Universal have placed a put comedy pilot at ABC, to be executive produced by Mel Gibson, producing partner Bruce Davey, and series creators Julie Thacker and Mike Scully. The half-hour comedy series is about a blue-collar single father who is raising five boys on his own, who range in age from 13-17. Former Simpsons writer Thacker and writer/producer Scully will serve as executive producers and writers/show runners. “There are no better comedy writers than Mike and Julie and we have been looking for a project to do together for some time.” said Bruce Davey. “Mike and I decided to do a comedy about five boys because we have five girls and, trust me, there’s nothing funny about that,” said Thacker. With Scully adding, “Julie’s a very lucky woman to be working with the sexiest man alive, and Mel Gibson.” Read More >>>

Lord Love A Lefty
Ma Bo, from the Chinese city of Dalian, has opened the country’s first shop for left-handed people. “I just want to help the lefties with these special daily-use products, so they can lead an easier and more convenient life,” Ma said. He also operates a Web site for the same purpose – with the slogan “Left is Best.” It “promotes understanding about problems concerning the left-handed.” Ma’s shop features myriad accessories for left-handers, from scissors to can openers. It’s no small affair in a society where people who use their left hands are often scorned. “I’m delighted to see that business people are beginning to show an interest in left-handed products,” said Zhang Heng, a Beijing left-hander. Ma’s only apparent problem? He’s right-handed.