Abe: Now you've got her, Bart, jump Lisa's king Rod: I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders Abe: There you go with that smart mouth. Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch Todd: Yes sir!
Homer: Look who's here! Marge: Oooh! Who's a good boy? Homer: He's the best boy! Marge: Oh yes he is, yes he is!........(dog exits) Homer: Hey Marge wasn't that great when the dog came in here Marge: Oh yeah he's really special! Homer: I love that dog Marge: I love him to...good night Homer: Good night Bart: Whats with the love thang? Marge: Lets just say the country air did us good
(an audience cheers and wolf whistles) Homer: Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.
(audience says 'wuh ooh!') Carl: How d'you do m'am Lenny: Hope this evening finds you well... Marge: Oh knock it off you perverts Homer: Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit! hahaha Marge: hehe...mmyeah Maude: Rod, you've got small girlish hands, reach in and fish it out! Marge: A hand! Homer: eee! <whack> Rod: Ooow daddy something attacked me! Gil: They stole the balloon! I've been living in there! Mel: Dear lord look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!
