Whole Town: (watching the ball drop) ...10, 9, 8...(it gets stuck) 8, 8, 8! Homer: Oh will this horrible year never end!? Wiggum: We've never lost a year before, and I'll be damned if we're gonna lose one on my shift (he shoots it, it falls) Whole Town: 7654321!
Kent Brockman: Sir why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes? Otto: Taxes!? Isn't this the line for Metallica? Kent Brockman: Sir uh...why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes? Krusty: Because I'm an idiot! Happy!? Marge: I put the tax forms on the top of your 'to do' pile a month ago! Homer: I have a 'to do' pile!? Moe: Hey Lenny, lets say you pull a thorn out of the Pope's butt and he grants you one wish. What'll it be? Lenny: Uh....only one huh? Well, i've always wondered what it would feel like to wear something that's been ironed? Carl: Oh that would be sweet! Guy: You won't be seing any prison movies where you're going! PRISON! FBI Agent: Mr. Simpson please cover your eyes while I say the secret access word........ Cheese! Mr Burns: See with your eyes, not with your hands! Cuban President: Please! We are all amigos here! Homer: Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba Mr. Burns: (hands over the money)..... now give it back! Cuban President: Give what back?
