Guy: No, its gotta be something warm and fuzzy, something like um.. Love Day, but not so lame....... Marge: Happy Love Day everyone! Teddy: I am Sir Love-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love! Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington!? Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homey Homer: Oh I guess... Bart: What the hell is this!? Marge: It's a 'Kisses Make Me Boogie-O-Lantern', kiss it and make it boogie! Homer: Kiss iiit! Bart: Ah maybe later. Marge: We better start our Love Day cleanup! Kids, you take care of the wrapping paper, I'm going to dismantle Love Land (Marge goes outside where Bears are playing Violins) Ned Flanders: Easy Ned, don't breathe in! (Homer tips rubbish out the window, it lands on Ned) Ooowww! Homer: Sorry Ned, didn't see you down there! (to Bart).. got 'im. Homer: Then you might wanna close your windows before the sun hits diaper hill! Rod: Look daddy! I'm the king of the mountain! Flanders: Rod! Get off of there! Homer: This is a very very proud day for us, especially me! Your father, ME, beat city hall! Its just like David and Golius, only this time, David won! Lisa's Brain: I know, I heard it too...here's some music.. (music starts playing) Homer: You signed away my dignity, and I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on? Lisa: Yes.. Homer: Perfect Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer Homer:Can't someone else do it?! Moe/Homer: hahahahahahahahaa (Homer exits, you hear a gun) Moe: Seriously, gimmie the money! The Garbage Man Song Homer: Who can take your trash out... 'stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too? The Garbage Maaaaan! Garbage Men: Oh the Garbage Man can, the Garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you Marge: Who can take this diaper? Garbage Man: I don't mind at all! Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policemans ball? The Garbage Maaaaaaan! Garbage Men: Yes the Garbage Man can! U2: The Sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes, courteous and easy going! They mop up when you're overflowing Bono: And tell you when your ass is showing! Apu: Who can? Mel: Who can? Ned: Who can? Oscar The Grouch: Who can? Everyone: The Garbage Man Can! Bart/Lisa: Cuz he's Homer Simpson, man! Everyone: He takes the world for you! Mayor Quimby: Did I hear A-aahh briefcase opening? Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money? Bart: Dealing drugs? Lisa: Drugs? Marge: I'll have to say drugs too Homer: Close, but you're way off. Guy: It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made, you're screwed thankyou bye.
(music starts playing) Moe: He's right, he aint much on speeches Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection! Bono: Here we go, how many spoons have you got now Adam? Adam: Nine, if I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane. Bono: Can I see it? (Adam hands it over, Bono throws it) Adam: My spoon! (It hits Mr. Burns on the head) Mr. Burns: ...Wankers!
