Homer: Attention shoppers, register nine is now open for your shopping convenience...sorry these are for display only, this has been recalled, ooh, Bart would like this! We're outta these Lady: Out, but i jus... Homer: Register nine is now closed....heheheee
Lisa: Bart, did you hear that? Bart: Could it be?
:Homers reindeer fall off the roof: Bart/Lisa: Aaaaahhhh! Homer: (falls) Nyaaaaah! Bart/Lisa: Hahaha!
Bart: Its Craptacular! Bart: 12 glasses of water, that'll wake me up nice and early. Then I'll have a big head start on opening presents. Pure genius Bart: Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff, I promise not to do anything bad between now, and when I wake up, amen. :hits his elbow on bed side: Ow! I'll kill you! Marge: Huuuh! What happened? Homer: Wha...ti..wi..lo....where's Christmas? Lisa, where's Christmas? Marge: Looks like the Flanders are having a good Christmas Homer: Oh yeah, we'll show im. C'mon kids, pretend we got new cross country ski's!
Milhouse: Hey look what I got, Bart, a Tickle Me Krusty! Doll: (Krusty laugh) Hey kid, get your finger outta there!
(Homer throws a snowball at him)
Barney: Hey Homer, look, your house is on TV Homer: You take that back Barney
Orphan: Your story made everyone at the Orphanage sooo saad. We wan't you to have this dollar we were saving. Bart: Please, I don't deserve this!
