Marge: Well! Look who's the ladies man! Apu: Come on I...(erupts into embarrassment laughter)
Homer: What's the big problem? Apu: Don't you see she is here to meet my wife................ the wife that I told her I had................aaah I do not have a wife! Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did Marge: Oh, Bart and Lisa, you remember your father, Apu, well this is your father Apu's mother. Bart & Lisa: .......Ooooh Hiiiiiiy Moe: Nononono no pansies for me Lisa: Its the tradition in India Moe: Yeah alright it'll cover the gravy stains Bart: (kicks moe up the butt)...tradition Bart: Wow! I wish I had an Elephant! Lisa: You did, his name was Stampy, you loved him Bart: Oh yeah Lisa: Dad, those peanuts aren't for you, they're for the Elephant Homer: Screw him! Aah put me down...Ganesh commands you.
