Chalmers: The rod up that mans butt must have a rod up its butt! Marge: Bart, why are you doing that? Bart: Our class is making refreshments for Skinners party, these are in honour of his Army days Marge: Well, that explains the flags, but what about the dog food Bart: My theory is...Skinner likes dog food Marge: Hmm lets bake him a cake! Homer: Ooh a fresh batch of America balls Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a Principal, or a Caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner. Bart: Hope you all brought forks and plates! Chief Wiggum: Mmm Hmm! Skinner: My real name is Armin Tamzarian (Bart Laughs) Lisa: I admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay, but Mr. Tamzarian pulled himself up from the streets and earned our respect and admiration Bart: He lied about his name! Lisa: His name doesn't matter, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet Bart: Not if you called him Stench Blossom Homer: Or Crap Weed Bart: Hey America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, America <fart> The Real Skinner: Mrs. Krab-A-Pell, the pledge please Edna: You haven't dealt with women for a long time have you Sergeant? The Real Skinner: Are you asking me out? Skinner (Tamzarian): Oh yes! Oh yes! Capitol City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Not suggestively. Yes six, count em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza yowza! Homer: Okay, once more, where are we going? Edna: To Capitol City Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car? Agnes: We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back Homer: Well why is Marge here? Marge: I came up with the idea Homer: Then, why am I here? Marge: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies Homer: Why are the kids here? Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them Homer: Well why is Grandpa here? Abe: 'cos Jasper didn't wanna come by himself.
(The camera then flicks to Jasper in the back of the car)
