Moe: Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg, whoever gets the black egg stays sober tonight. :Everyone reaches in and lets out a 'phew' when they realise they didn't get it..until: Barney: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Homer: You got the black one
Homer/Lenny/Carl: neilalilalialalila macarena heeeey macarena! Homer: Goodnight Barney, don't forget to bring back my car back tomorrow ...just slide it under the door Homer: (yawns) Marge....I can't feel my legs! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!! Marge: Homer! Homer those legs belong to the man behind you. Homer: Whaddya have to was that awful taste outta my mouth? Guy: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice? Homer: Blugh oh geez!... I'll take the crab juice Lisa: Look at all those beautiful shoes! I know they're made from animals, but wow! Marge: Hmmm, if only I didn't already have a pair of shoes Bart: Speaking of shoes, I don't care about shoes, I'll meet you ladies back here in half an hour
