Homer: We live in a highly technological age where fighting a war is as simple as turning off a light *clap clap* *clap clap* Marge: We don't have a clapper! Homer: *clap clap* Sorry can't hear you Marge, I'm clapping! *clap clap* *clap clap* *clap clap* *clap clap* (homer chucks the lamp out the window)...nightie night!
Homer: No way man! My hair is who I am! (it gets cut off).... Ow I'm a freak! Bart: Hey if you want cool, check this out! (sings) Everybody if you can do the Bartman, shake your body turn it out if you can can. Do the Bartman yeah! Ralph: That is so 1991 Guy: Can I help you? Bart: I'd like to get my ears pierced! Guy: Better make it quick, kiddo, in five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks. Marge: What on earth posessed you to getting an ear ring? Bart: Milhouse has one! Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff! Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff! I'm there Ralph: My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies Homer: Well I guess that's everyone. Except ear ring boy! Bart: Come on, dad didn't you do anything wild when you were a kid? Homer: Well, when I was 10 I got my ears pierced. But this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star! Homer: Please remain calm and think of your loved ones! Moe: Oh Mr. Snuggles I wove you sow! Whaddare you lookin' at!
