Homer: (singing) Or the way the Bee Gee's played Marge: Movies John Travolta made Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed Homer/Marge: Those were the days Marge: And you knew where you weeeeeeeeere theeen! Homer: Watching shows like Gentle Ben Homer/Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sherriff Lobo again Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mack Marge: Coming out of my eight-track Homer/Marge: Michael Jackson still was black Homer/Marge: Those were the daaaaays!
Lisa: I'm supposed to practice an hour a day! Homer: I'll practice you! Lisa: You'll practice me, what does that mean, is it supposed to be some sort of a threat? Homer: Grrrrr! Abe: Homer, you're as dumb as a Mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it! Marge: Ooh there's the bus! Goodbye sweetheart Bart: School will be fun! Marge: Homer I want you to look at ths drawing Bart did! Homer: Ooooh its beautiful! Oh, oh lets put Barts beautiful drawing up on the fridge! Marge: Homer, stop, will you please look at the drawing? Homer: Oh alright, what a.....aaahhh! Burn it! Send it to hell! Homer: Bart son, do you want to play catch? Bart: No Homer: Oh, when a boy doesn't wanna play catch with his old man something is seriously wrong! Abe: I'll play catch with you, son! Homer: Get the hell out! Homer: Our family was suffering its worst crisis ever. Bart was miserable at school, and Lisa's gifts were going to waste Bart: Ah, Homer, its five years later and I'm still miserable at school! Lisa: And my gifts are still going to waste Marge: And sometimes I just feel so smothered by this family I just want to scream till my lungs explode!!! Nelson: Ah, he's the greatest showman since that kid who eats worms! Kid Who Eats Worms: My 15 minutes of fame are over! Salesman: Would you like an inscription, sir? Homer: Yeah! To Lisa, never forget your daddy loves d'oh! Homer: ...and that inscription is still there today! Homer: Oh, but Marge, am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? Bart: Yeah, not to mention looking like a pig, eating like a pig Apu: Don't forget the smell! Homer: Will you get off my front lawn? Apu: Why don't you make me!
