Kent Brockman: Hello everybody, I'm here live on Main Street where dedicated fans are already sticking out the best seats for the big anniversary parade. Bart/Lisa: (gasp) Bye mom, bye dad. Homer: Bye kids, on your way back pick up a six pack of beer. Lisa: Hey the Comic Book Store's still open. Bart: Save our seats. Homer: Will do! Stranger: Hello. Bart: How come I've never seen that Itchy & Scratchy before? Comic Book Guy: Perhaps because you're a pre-puberescent ignoramus. This is a bootleg copy of Itchy & Scratchy meets Fritz The Cat. Because of it's frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption, it is not for infantile interlects such as yours, now toodle-ooh. Comic Book Guy: [does the Hi and Lois speech] Homer: Which one's Itchy, the car? Bart: The mouse. Homer: Oh, I guess thats not him then. Bart: Well I'm not calling you a liar, but.......... but I can't think of a way to finish that sentence. Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Just move that cot out of the way. Chester: Okay. Bart: Do you know what Raydon is? Chester: No. Bart: Goodnight. Lisa: Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and dad's upstairs. Bart: A thousand dollars, but your ad says "No money down". Lionel: Oh, they got this all screwed up. Bart: So you don't work on a contengency basis? Lionel: No, money down! Oops, shouldnt have this bar association logo her either. Abe: [recognizes Chester, and gets in a fight with him] Lionel: Your honour, I'd like to call all my suprise witnesses again. Roger Meyers: Where are they gonna come from? Her? Marge: Uh.. hmm... how about "Ghost Mutt"? Bart: We killed Itchy & Scratchy? Chester: Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate? I feel like Liver and Onions. Chester: And here's a couple of bucks for your trouble. Homer: Woohoo! Look Marge, a couple of bucks!
