Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap! Papa Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Mama Bear: [distorted] fmmbdy's bnn fleepng in by bed. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Abe: Well I'm sorry but it was 150 degrees in the car! Marge/Homer/Bart/Lisa: Awwww.... Awwwwww..... Awwwwwwww! Homer: Outta the way you... Awww. Abe: Are we there yet? Homer: No Abe: Are we there yet? Homer: No Abe: ...Where are we going? Lisa: We're going to Storytown Village, grampa, it's an amusement park for babies. Abe: Aww.. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Homer: That's the plan! Marge: See.. it was a good idea to come here after all. Announcer: Attention families, this is mother goose, the following cars have been broken into... Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No! Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork Chops!? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe. Ralph: Miss Hoover! Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph, what is it? Ralph: My worm went into my mouth and then I ate it can I have a new one? Miss Hoover: No Ralph, there aren't any more. Just ride asleep while the other children are learning. Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking! Lisa: Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I think it's wrong! Miss Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect your moral objection (pushes button). Lisa: Um, excuse me, isn't there anything here that doesnt have meat in it? Doris: Possibly the meatloaf. Lisa: Well I believe you're required to have a vegetarian alternative. Doris: (pulls out a hot dog, takes sausage out). Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness. Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? Bart: Cartoons don't have messages Lisa, they're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that (homer barges in, knocking Bart unconscious). Homer: Look Kids! I just got my party invitations back from the printers! Lisa: Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B. Bart: What's that extra B for? Homer: That's a typo. Bart/Homer: [start chanting "you don't win friends with salad" over and over again to Lisa. Marge joins in because she got caught in the rhythm.] Skinner: Good morning, class. A certain adjetator, for privacy sake, lets call her "Lisa S.".... No that's too obvious... uuh. Let's say "L. Simpson", has raised concerns about certain school policies. Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your Barbequeue! Homer: Oh Barney! You bought a whole beer keg! Barney: Yeah where can I fill it up? Marge: BART, NOOOO! Bart: What!? Marge: Sorry, force of habit, LISA, NOOOO! Homer: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, could you please ask her to pass me the syrrup. Marge: Ahh. Please pass your father the syrrup Lisa Lisa: Bart, tell dad I'll only pass the syrrup if it wont be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunking your sausages in that syrrup, Homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not, not talking to me, and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case! Bart: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room! Janey: Are you going to marry a carrot, Lisa? Lisa: Hph... yeess, I'm going to marry a carrot. Janey: Huh! She admitted it, she admitted she was gonna marry a carrot! Paul McCartney: Before you go, would you like to hear a song? Lisa: Wow! That would be great. Paul McCartney: Okay, take it Apu. Apu: I'm Seargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Man, I'm hoping you'll enjoy my show!
