Bart: <gasp> Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well.. maybe High Voltage Marge: This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes Cap... when you wear it, you're wearing Springfield! When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield! When you make Lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield! Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield. Marge: This town is a part of us all... a part of us all... a part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself but It'll help you remember! Bart: Hey Milhouse, how's the Lemonade business? Milhouse: It's clearly booming, Bart! Lisa: I don't even want any, I just bought a pity glass. Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man! Shelby: Why don't you make me! Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it! Shelby: Well then I guess you're a garbage man! Bart: I know you are but what am I? Shelby: A garbage man! Bart: Oh I know you are but what am I? Shelby: A garbage man! Bart: I know you are but what am I? Shelby: A garbage man! Bart: Takes one to know one! Milhouse: Stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder, we invented that, copycats! Milhouse #2: Aaah, you copied us! Milhouse: Step over this line and say that.. I'll kick your butt!.... at Nintendo Shelby: I just put a rock in your cruddy town! Bart: That's a crud rock, it belongs in crud town! Shelby: Look at the weak little baby... You're stupid! You stupid weak baby! Nelson: Everybody come quick, something's happened, no time to explain. Edna: No children, no, your education is important. Roman Numerals etcetera.. whatever. I tried. Shelby: No time to check it out now, we've got Lemonade to sell! Milhouse #2: Haha, radical. Bart: They're getting rich of us! Milhouse: And that kid with the backpack said "radical"! I say "radical"! That's my thing that I say! Bart: Milhouse, you and me will be Omega team, Todd, you and Data are 'Team Strike Force'. Nelson, that leaves you and Martin. Martin: Team Discovery Channel! Nelson: Aww... your wussiness better come in handy. Shelbyville Kid: Wait a minute, If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you in school? Bart: I don't go to school. Shelbyville Kid: Okay, what's two plus two? Bart: Five... Shelbyville Kid: Ah, story checks out... Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse? Milhouse #2: But Milhouse is my name! Milhouse: But I thought I was the only one!? Milhouse #2: A pain I know all too well... Milhouse: So this is what it feels like... when doves cry! Bart: Oh, it's no use. I'm never gonna find that tree. This whole raid was as useless as they yellow lemon shaped rock over there. Wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock! Homer: Found em! You kids are in big trouble! Running away from home like this. Bart: But they stole our lemon tree! Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's gonna stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna... LEMON TREE!? Homer: Give it back, or we'll bust in there and take it! Shelby's Dad: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look! Homer: Stupider like a FOX! Bart: There's got to be a way to get that tree back. Hey look, a hospital.. pull in there. Homer: Oh great, now I'm upside down! Homer: Woohoo! Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart/Homer: EAT MY SHORTS!!! Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
