Tour Guide: People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off!
:otto's school bus screams around the corner and hits the cannon: Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep them loaded. Principal Valiant: Here's the admission, plus something for you. See that they get a little extra education would you. Ticket Lady: Yes sir Principal Valiant! Skinner: He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the "Princi" awards. Edna: I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper. Skinner: Posh, shredded newspapers have much needed roughage and essential links. Besides, you didn't notice the old Gym mats! Lunchlady Doris: There's very little meat in these gym mats. Bart: Strike eh. Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of.... Malk? Bart: Basically Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want. Skinner: She did? Bart: Yeah. She said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day. :the music class plays the 'forbidden music' once Mr. Largo leaves when there's a strike: Ralph: Miss Hoover, are you on stri.... Miss Hoover: :in car: Go home, children! Lisa: Luckily I'm prepared for this so I'm not too worried. Strike Kit: Sit up straight, no talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum? Bart: --Is at a construction site telling the workers what to do through the megaphone. their boss comes, snatches the mega phone, and has the same voice as Bart-- Bart: You know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute. :the message is passed by about 10 people: Guy: Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher! Marge: There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. Bart: Hello mother dear! Moe: --Moe is a replacement teacher. The names Anita Bath and Maya Butreeks are on the roll call-- Milhouse: Hey Bart, what about the booby trap! Bart: :gasps, removes whoopie cushion from Marge's seat: May I? Kids: Teachers pet, mama's boy! Milhouse: I meant the other booby trap! Bart: :gasps louder, runs to Marge, throws her off seat, seconds before she is hit with a tree branch tied from the roof: Marge: Kids have been doing that one since my day!
