Chief Wiggum: Behold the rarest of the rare. The mythological two-headed hound. Born with only.. one head! Chief Wiggum: The legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and.... the BODY of a rabbit! Librarian: Hm, first they hate each other, now all of a sudden they love each other. It doesn't make any sense to me. Guy: Of course not, you're a robot Librarian: :cries softly, setting her head on fire: Hugh's Father: I don't know how we ended up with them. Lisa's Brain: Uh-oh, should I laugh. Is that dry British wit, or subtle self pity. Oop.. they're staring at me, better laugh. Lisa: :lets out a poor fake laugh: Lisa: It's not you, Milhouse, it's just that I don't plan to ever get married Milhouse: :bawls his eyes out: Smithers: Oh Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for... seventeen stab wounds in the back. How are we doing boys? Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen! Homer: So Hugh, have you heard all the latest American jokes.. uuh, here's a good one. Pull my finger! Hugh: Haha, yes we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson. Homer: I said pull my finger! Homer: So driving on the left makes you feel more at home, huh Hugh? Hugh::sits in the passenger seat scared out of his skin: Homer: Listen to the murmurs in the next room. The house is full of life again. Ah... :bangs on wall: KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE!
