Milhouse: I checked around.. the girls are calling you Fatty Fat Fat Fat, and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants. Buuut.. nobody's trying to kill ya. Bart: Aaah... that's good. Nelson: *pulls down pants* Group Of Girls: "Fatty fat fat fat, fatty fatty fat fat!" Marge: Bart... I'm going to get you..... some ice cream at the store since I'm saving so much money on Diet Cola! Ned: Say your prayers, Simpson....!!!! Because the schools can't force you like they should!!!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church! Edna:You're going to be my murder victim... BART! In our school production of Lizzy Borden, starring Martin Prince as Lizzy! Martin: Forty whacks with a wet noodle, Bart! Wiggum: It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling! *see's workmates with squirrels down pants* Hey guys, knock it off! Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency... he called me... Chief Piggum! (everybody laughs) Oh ah, now I get it! Haha, that's good! Selma: Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our Honeymoon! Lawyer: How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now! Be honest.... *Patty's hand goes up* Patty: Aaah, she's always leaving the toilet seat up. Homer: If you don't mind we're trying to watch the mov... Guy on Movie: Hey Merv, help me get my head outta this toilet! Homer: (erruption of laughter) Homer: Oh Flanders, wont you join me in my kitchen!? Hehehehehehehe! Wiggum: Aaah, it doesn't work if you invite em. Ned: Hidely-hey! Homer: Go home! Ned: Doodily-doo! [ the guys try to tell Homer what his new identity will be, but he just doesn't get it ] Homer: BARTYAWANSOMBROWNIEBEFORYOUGOTOBED!? Bart: Aaaaaah! Homer: Come on! Let me fix you a brownie while they're still hot! Bart: Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now! I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and clenching the Butcher knife! Homer: Why!? Oh... right... the Sideshow Bob thing! I'm sorry, boy! *exit's room*
*barges in*
BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!? Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
