Bart: The burglar even took my stamp collection! Lisa: You! Had a stamp collection (everybody laughs), *phone rings* Nelson: Stamp collection! Haha! Professor Frink: [demonstrates his security system] Ned: I think it's time we start our own Neighborhood Watch!..a-roonie! Crowd: Yaaaaaaaay! Ned: Now, who should lead the group? Guy: You! Crowd: Yeeeeeaaah!!! Flanders! Flanders! Flanders! Ned: Well, I don't have really much experience but I'll be.. Moe: Someone else! Crowd: Yaaaay! Someone else, someone else, someone else! Marge: I don't think the guns are a good idea! Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults a...
*gun shot* Moe: Whoops! Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way...
*gun shot* Capt'n McAllister: Sorry!
*gun shot* Seymour: Uh oh!
*gun shot* Moe: Me again... Homer: Now we need code names. I'll be cue ball, Skinner can be eight ball, Barney will be twelve ball, and Moe, you can be cue ball! Moe: You're an idiot. Homer: We'll be right back! Kent: I get to say that! Lisa: Dad, maybe this will cheer you up. (plays song by blowing an empty bottle) Homer: Oh! It doesn't work anymore.... I didn't say stop! Homer: No....kidding! Wiggum: Big T, huh? Homer: Well... I guess I'll be going to my home now and... sleep. Wiggum: Yeah... me too.... I will also go home.... for sleep. Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything. Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here? Homer: We'll dig our way out! Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!
