Bart: Each parking space is a mere one foot narrower, indistinguishable to the naked eye. Therein lies the game... Milhouse: I fear to watch... yet I cannot turn away! Skinner: Blasted woman, you parked too close, move your car! Edna: I'm in the lines... you got a problem, go tell your mama. Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this! Bart: You mean it aint me noggin it's me peepers? Well that's just loverly! Doctor: Hmm.. throat looks a little red... I better spray it. Bart: (cough cough) *nerdy voice* Oooooh thanks nice lady, my voice is crazy with this brain already. Ooooh I feel so much better Mr. medical science-type person. Lenny: Oh, if they hire a woman we wont be able to spit on the floor! Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot! Homer: And we wont be able to pee in the drinking fountain!.... Y'know I... if we wanted to.. uh.. not that I ever.. did. Homer: What the hell was that! I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot! Sherri & Terri: Nice glasses four eyes! Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes... uuuh.... two feet... uuh. Homer: So uuh... what do you guys think of Mindy? Carl: We love cake. Anybody see the game last night? Homer: Yeeeah. That Mindy seems real nice. Lenny: Homer, what's with you? You're talking during a coffee break! Carl: Yeah, usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom! Homer: Mindy has a motorcycle! Homer: Moe I need your advice... See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo. Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard. Guy: *runs out of the bar, crying* Barney: Aye! Joey Joe Joe! Homer: I've made it the whole day without seeing her again! AAh! I mean.. HAaalow! Mindy: Eh... I guess we'll be going down together.. I mean getting off t.. I mean Homer: That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator! Abe: That raccoon stole my lambchooooop! Advert: Just do it! Homer: AAAAAHHH! Advert: Examine your scalp for ringworm! Mindy: I'm so happy, darling! Homer: I as well! Are you happy Jeeves? Jeeves: Mmmyes sir... quite. Homer: Then we're all happy! Goofy Kid: You're goofy lookin'! Hyuhyuhyuck! Homer: Uh-oh.. Lisa: Dad, why are you singing? Homer's Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie! Homer: Mmm.. because I have a small role in a broadway musical. It's not much but it's a start. Homer's Brain: Bra-vo! *clap clap* Homer: Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on. Lenny: Max, what I did was because of alcohol and anger... Guy: I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incidence occured in 1956 when.. Mindy: Hi Homer! Homer: Mindy! Uh...Ahem... Homer's Brain: Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert... Homer: Mu...Murphy... You, you are an elf... uncontrollably... I think! Hotel Manager: And there's your king size bed for [makes noises] Homer: Stop that, I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort! Ned: Kids... did anybody prey for giant shoes!? Rod: I did! Ned: Okaley Dokely!
