Homer: "Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead. Homer: Mmm... forbidden donut
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. Devil Flanders: I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered! And it was scrum-diddley-umptious! Marge: Homer, stop picking at it! Homer: Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Milhouse: Krusty trading cards. The long-awaited "Eight Series". Bart: [reading the cards] "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland. Krusty poses for trading card photo." Milhouse: Hmm...he seems to be running a little low on ideas.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window. Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies,
wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral! Flanders: Oh dear lord! It's some sort of hideous monster. Oh isn't that cute he's trying to claw my eyes out. Homer: Aah! They're dogs...and they're playing poker! Homer: Heh, heh. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves,
gremlins, and eskimos. Burns: [over the intercom] Welcome, come in. Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead -- Smithers: Sir, you have to let go of that button. Burns: Well, son of a bitch -- Lisa: Dad, do you notice anything strange? Homer: Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Burns: I heard that! Homer: It was the boy! Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart is a vampire." "Beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is. Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy! Marge: How do you know he's a vampire? Abe: He's a vampire? Aah! Homer: Super Fun Happy Slide! Lisa: No dad! Homer: Oh I guess killing will be fun enough. Lisa: You must drive this stake right through his heart. Homer: Take that vile fiend! Lisa: Uh, dad, that's his crotch. Everyone: Happy Halloween Everybody! :they all hum Christmas tune Hark The Herald Angels Sing:
