Mr Burns: What, how dare you disturb me during nap time! Lady: We're from the Nuclear Regulatory Commision. This is a suprise test of worker conpitence! Mr Burns: There must be some mistake. Weee... make cookies here. Mr Burns old fashion good time, extra chewy.. Guy: Get the axe! Homer: D'oh! The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! Smithers: For the love of god sir, there are two seats! Mr. Burns: I like to put my feet up. Guy: Homer, sign this application, and you're a shoe-in. Homer: Hahaha, haha, that dog has somebody's ham. Now this I gotta see! Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T. Homer: My first day of College.. I wish my father was alive to see this! Abe: Hey! Homer: How long have you been back there? Abe: Three days... Dean: Hello.. Homer: Hello, Dean! You're a stupid head! Dean: Homer is that you? Bart: Gentlemen.. I propose we kidnap Sir-Oinks-A-Lot.. Homer: And then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! Doug: Mrs. Simpson, we all have nose bleeds... Bart/Lisa: Aaaaaaaaaaah! Gary: We need the outlet for our rock tumbler.. Bart/Lisa: Plug it in! Plug it in! Gary: What, the rock tumbler or the TV... Krusty: Wow! They'll never let us show that again! Not in a million years! Benjamin: Okay guys, we push him out of the way in exactly three seconds... Doug: Should we correct for wind resistance.. Benjamin: Possibly... Marge: An A+, how did you do it? Homer: Oh lets just say I had help from a little magic box! Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Homer: D'oh!
