Nelson: I want you to keep filling your shirt with crud until I get back. Milhouse: Yes sir! Skinner: Fools. :laughs evily: Oops.. still on. Bart: What do you think he meant by that fools remark? Nelson: Who cares, time to get me a mountain bike.
Skinner: What do you think of the banners? Chalmers: Nothing but transparent toadying Skinner: They were the children's idea. I tried to stop them. Ralph: What's a battle? Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go. Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle? Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct. Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle. Skinner: I've had a cold, so-- Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's? Bart: Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer.
Marge: It's about a boy who goes to war. His hand is deformed in an accident. Bart: Deformed? Why didn't you say so! They should call this book ``Johnny Deformed''? Homer: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee? Choir: Oh Whacking Day!
Oh Whacking Day!
Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day! Boy: We’ll break their backs
Gouge out their eyes
Their evil hearts we’ll pulverize! Choir: Oh Whacking Day!
Oh Whacking Day!
May God bestow His grace on thee. Quimby: Larry White! Barry: Barry White. Quimby: No, It says here Larry White. Barry: I know my own name.
