Bart: What are you going to change your name to when you grow up? Lisa: Lois Sanborn. Bart: Steve Bennett. Krusty: Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...heheheh-hey! Whoa! Wasn't that great, kids?
Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past. Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. Marge: Oh, my God! Homer's brain: No, the other secret! Homer: Marge, I never graduated from High School. Marge: Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does. Lisa's brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock'. Bart's brain: Good ol' `rock'. Nuthin' beats that! Bart: Rock! Lisa: Paper. Bart: D'oh! Lisa: Grampa how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants? Abe: I don't know!
-DELETED SCENE- Homer: Marge, I can't live with this shame anymore. I don't care what it takes. I'm going to overcome this. It'll be like that movie, you know, where that woman skiier fell off the mountain. I think it was called don't fall of the mountain. Marge: What's your point. Homer: I am going to ski! I mean graduate from high school.
Song: They fought, and bit, they fought and fought and bit, fought fought fought, bit bit bit, it was the Itchy & Scratchy show. Roger: Hey how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe are you coming? Abe: Any stairs? Roger: Just one. Abe: Nuts to you. Dondelinger: Now i'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has. Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut. Homer: This is not happening! Abe: I am not a crackpot. Dondelinger: Alright here are your exams, fifty questions true or false. Homer: True. Dondelinger: Homer I was just describing the test. Homer: True. Dondelinger: Look Homer just take the test and you'll do fine. Homer: False. Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders! Ned: Knock that off you two it's time for church! Rod: We're not going to church today! Ned: What? You give me one good reason! Todd: It's Saturday. Ned: Oakily doakily-doo! Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
