Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour. Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan. Homer's brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant. Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery. Homer's brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it? Homer: [panicky] I've got to think of a lie fast! Barney: Hey! That looks like Princess Di. Aw, wait, it's just a pile of rags.
Homer: W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me. Eddie: Flawless. Lou: We also would have accepted, "tell me what you think of me." Eddie: Well, I guess your free to... Barney: Give him the breathalyzer! Homer: Huh? Lou: You're under arrest! Homer: D'oh! Homer: Stupid bicycle, can't believe this. No good rotten.. :rings bell: Hehehe, I guess It's not all bad. McClure: Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk. Homer: Hehehe, It's funny cause I don't know him. Marge: Homey, I'd like you to do something for me. Homer: You name it. Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month. Homer: You got it. No deer for a month. Marge: Did you say beer, or deer? Homer: .... Deer.
Homer: All right, starting tomorrow no beer for a month. :opens can: Marge: What was that noise? Homer: I was saying, "Psssst, I love you." Homer: When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17. Homer: I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy. Barney: But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of -- Moe: Pipe down, rub-a-dub! Homer: Raindrops keep falling on my head Marge: But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red Homer/Marge: Lalalalala..
