Abe: Bah. This is just another Hallmark holiday cooked up to sell cards. Jasper: Aww... a Valentine from my daughter! Abe: Can I have the envelope? Moe: To Moe... from your secret admirer. Barney: Yoo Hooooo! Moe: Oh god no! Homer: Nobody makes a big deal about Valentines Day. Flanders: (singing) If you think I'm cuddly, and you want my company, come on baby let me know... uh-uh-owwwww. Bart: Hey dad, why don't you give mom her present. Ralph: My parents wont let me use scissors. Miss Hoover: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now.. take out your Red Crayons. Ralph: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon. Miss Hoover: Why not? Ralph: I ate it. Miss Hoover: You may now exchange Valentines... Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder. Guy: Where do you want these Beef Hearts? Lunchlady Doris: On the floor. Guy: It doesnt look very clean. Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, Heart boy. Ralph: Uh.... so.... do you like....... stuff? Ralph: The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there. Lisa: uheheh... well, here's my house... Sideshow Mel: Everyone's always kissing your ass. Well I'm not afraid to tell you, you're a ****. Krusty: Now why do they call this a 'urine monkey'... I... oooh, just found out. Bart: Oh it isn't fair. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test! Guy: Eh well that's seen me stoppin here... to watch his woods fill up with snow. Krusty: Hey, frosty. You want some snow, man? Guy: We discussed this and I said no! Krusty: Now here's a clip from 1973...
-= Clip =- Krusty: (singing) Try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
-= End of Clip =- Krusty: What was I on? Homer: You know, one day honset citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops. Wiggum: They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?
