Troy: Now, do you hav extruded poly-vinyl foam insulation? Homer: No. Troy: Good. Bart: Meet cueball, the man with no hair! Lady: He's hideous!
Homer: Marge, it'll cost eighty-five hundred dollars! We only have five hundred in the bank, and that leaves... eighty-hundred we need. Smithers: I prepared a special musical number for Jack's special night. Smithers: There is a man Chorus: There is a man! Smithers: A certain man Chorus: A certain man! Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name Chorus: You know his name! Smithers: It's Mr. Burns Chorus: It's Mr. Burns! Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha! Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns. Chorus: He's Mr. Burns! Burns: I'm Mr. Burns! Smithers: He's Monty Burns! Burns: I'm MR. Burns! Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr. Burns! Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns. Burns: Burns! Homer: Now, Marge, just remember. If something goes wrong at the plant,
blame the guy who can't speak English. Burns: That woman, she's so captivating. Smithers my heart's pounding like a jackhammer!
Bart: Ohhh my ovaries! Homer: I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... [gets into bed] Eh, good-night. Lady: Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises. Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY. Marge: You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants of you! Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life. Homer: Gotcha. Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
