Homer: I'm all naked and wet! Homer: I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it!
Radio: I hope you're someplace warm. Homer: You bet your sweet...... ass! Song: Who wears short shorts? Homer: I wear short shorts! Lady: You must be the three chyropractors I sent for, now start manipulating my spine. Curly: Hey Moe, we don't know anything about manipulatin' Moe: You heard the lady, grab her spine and get crackin. Homer: Hehehe.. Moe is their leader. Announcer: We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game. Lisa: Give it a little more gas. No that's too much. You know what I think would help? Marge: WHAT? WHAT WOULD HELP!? Lisa: ......nothing! Homer: I'm never going to church again! Marge: Homer! Are you actually giving up your faith? Homer: No! Nonononono. Well, yes. Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path. Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, really... Homer: Yeah. He appeared before me in a dream, and I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge. Flanders Family:singing God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody. Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy. Get those animals, out of the arky-arky. Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car? Marge: I'm going to ask you one last time. Are you sure you wont come with us to church? Announcer: Coming up next: make your own ladder! Homer: Very sure. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut. Homer: No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz. Apu: Mr. Simpson, please pay for your services and get out and come again!
Homer: Oh, the song. The song. :sings: When the fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn. Something something, then you'll see: You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!
Apu: You ducks are really trying my patience! But you're so cute!
Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why? Ned: Heck! You'd'a done the same for me. Homer::thinks about Ned screaming for help, trapped in his house. Homer
lounges in his hammock chuckling: That's right, old friend.
Barney: What are these axes for? Wiggum: I dunno, chopping stuff. Barney: Gotcha :chops down the Simpsons mailbox: Wiggum: That's some nice choppin'.
Insurance Guy: Any valuables in the house? Homer: Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars... Insurance Guy: Sorry, this policy only covers actualy losses, not made-up stuff. Homer: Well that's just great!
Ned: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire. Rev. Lovejoy: No, but He was working in the hearts of your friends and
neighbors when they came to your aid, be they Christian (Ned), Jew (Krusty), or ... miscellaneous (Apu). Apu: Hindu! There are 700 million of us. Rev. Lovejoy: Aw, that's super.
