Homer: Ooh, there's a good one! Marge: That spot says compact only! Homer: Marge, that's just the suggestion car size...easy...easy... how am I doing on the right? Lisa: Um, we're getting a lot of sparks over here, dad! Homer: Uh huh, easy...easy...mmm perfect, alright everybody out the window! Marge: Well, what are we going to see? Bart: Ernest Cuts The Cheese! Lisa: Honey I Hit A School Bus! Homer: Look Who's Oinking, Look Who's Oinking! Marge: Since we'll never agree, why don't you kids pick a movie, your dad and I will pick a movie, then we'll all meet in the lobby later? Bart/Lisa: Thanks mom! Homer: Two tickets for... Guy: Lemme guess... Look Who's Oinking? Homer: That's right! Guy: Sold out! Lisa: Just tell me when the scary part is over! Bart: It's over.... Lisa: Aaaaaaaah! Homer: I've heard how this ends, it turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter! Audience: Oooh! Homer: Hey, it's pretty obvious if you think about it! Marge: Oh shut up Homer, no one wants to hear what you think! Audience: Yeah! *applause* Homer: I'm going now, and I don't know when you'll see me again
(he drives off, then comes back to drop Maggie off) Lisa: I guess that executive stress ball we got him for Christmas isn't working... Guy: Lets give a big country welcome to Yodeling Zeek! Audience: *applause* Zeek: Yodel-e-hee, yodel-e-i-hee, odel-e-hee... Lurleen's Song: That's why you flipped your pickup truck, right off the interstate! Homer: That's right (fast) except for the pickup truck Homer: (singing) Your wife don't understand you, but I do! Lenny: Hee..Homer's singing to his ball again! Carl: Yeah, and he's bowling a two eighty Lenny: (starts singing to his ball) Homer: Oh no, I went to this bar the other night and the.. Moe: Hey, wa.. wait a minute. You went to another bar? Homer: Moe, I was 100 miles out of town! Moe: Oh Homer... Studio Owner: Ah, this studio has a lot of history, uh.. Buddy Holly stood on this spot in 1958 and said 'There is no way in hell that I'm going to record in this dump' Homer: I'm sure Lurleen will love it! Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man! Homer: Calm down Marge, it's just our life savings! Homer: I got you a gig on TV Lurleen: Oh Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome! Homer: Hey!!.. oh, you meant that as a compliment.
