Lenny: Hey Homer, slow down you're gonna choke or something Homer: Don't tell me how to eat donut... (he starts choking) Carl: Hey Homer's choking again! Lenny: Hmm, isn't there a first aid chart around here somewhere Carl: Somebody scare him! Guy: That's for the hiccups! Lenny: Hey, look at this! Softball signups Homer: Come here boy, I wanna show you something Bart: What's that? A home made bat? Homer: It's something very special... A home made bat... Marge: Homey, come to bed Homer: (goes back to bed with a plainer) Homer, go back to the garage! Marge: And the next man wants to hit the ball too... and he does and everyone is happy Bart: Uh..mom, why don't you let me call the game? Marge: That's alright dear, I can do it. Carl: That's it? Lenny: Yeah, I've got a magic bat too! Carl: And I have an enchanting jockstrap, hehehe Homer: Let's see it again in super slow motion! (Homer plays his tape in slow motion, listen to the sound effects in this one) Homer: You're Darrel Strawberry? Darrel: Yes Homer: You play right field? Darrel: Yes Homer: I play right field too, so, are you better than me? Darrel: Well, I've never met you, but... yes. Hypnotist: You are all very good players Team: We are all very good players Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville! Team: We will beat Shelbyville! Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent Team: That's impossible, no one can give more than one hundred percent, by definition that is the most anyone can give. Homer: Please please, I wanna make the team! Clements, did I make the team? Clements: You sure did! Homer: I did? Woohoo! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry Clements: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey Jr.? Homer: No... Clements: Sorry, didn't mean to give your hopes up Ozzie Smith: How long does it take to see this thing? I'm kind of in a hurry Mystery Spot Owner: Well it's hard to say my friend, once you go in, you may never come out Ozzie Smith: Wow! One please!...... aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Homer: Oh no! I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt! Bart: We've seen it, dad! Lisa: You stink Strawberry, we want home run Homer! Bart: Darrel... Darrel Bart/Lisa: Darrel... Darrel! Marge: Kids, that's not very nice Lisa: Mom, they're professional athletes, they're used to this kind of thing, it rolls right off their back! Burns/Homer: (Burns explains all the movements, but Homer doesn't understand a word he's saying, so he starts daydreaming, then, when asked if he 'got that' he says 'yes sir') Song: The 'Talking Softball' song which was played through the closing credits
