Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present? Homer: Mo-ney Lisa: Dad! This is 110 dollars! Homer: Oh, sorry Advert: [Superstar Celebrity Microphone advert, along with Homer at the end asking if they have any left and he goes 'yeah, a couple'.] Bart: I'm here for my free birthday sundae! Guy: Eat it and get out! Wal-E-Weasel: Hey there, I hear it's your birthday, how old are you? Bart: Well, I'm... Wal-E-Weasel: Thats great! Would you like us to sing you a special song? Bart: Hell no! Wal-E-Weasel: You've got it, ready Senior P. Varotti? P-Varotti: I'm-a- ready! And a one, and a two! Song: You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl! Homer: Oh, there's only one can of beer left and it's Barts! Homer: Mmmm...chocolate!...D'oh! Mmmm...chocolate!...D'oh! Marge! We need some more Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry Ice Cream! Bart: Rod, Todd, this is God! Rod: How did you get on the radio? Bart: What do you mean how did I get on the radio, I created the universe, stupid kid Todd: Forgive my brother, we believe you! Bart: Walk through the wall, I will remove it for you! (bumps) later.. hahaha! Willy: Outta my way! Look out ya horses ass! Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.. Lisa: How do you mean, dad? Homer: Well he fell down a well and....he can't get out. Song: 'We're sending our love down the well' Bart: Look, I'll level with you, there is no Timmy 'O Toole, it was just a prank I was playing on everybody Lou: Well you sure fooled us, kid Eddie: Hey i've got an idea for a prank. Lets go home and go to sleep.. hehehe Homer: It's not our fault, we didn't want the boy, he was an accident! Marge: Homer!!! Homer: Um, could you edit that last part out? Kent: Mr. Simpson, we're live coast to coast! Homer: ...D'oh!
