Homer: What is it boy? Is anything the matter my son? Talk to me young man..... say your name? Why should I do that my lad? Bart: Because I'm jinxed dammit! *homer punches him* Ow! What was that for? Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed so I got to punch you in the arm! Homer: Could I get a beer? Moe: Oh yeah, sure.... oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer. Homer: Aaaaaah! Moe: Oh I know, I got behind on my beer payment, the distributor cut me off, and I spent my last ten grand on the love tester. *Homer sucks the taps*. It's too late Homer, Barney sucked it dry. Homer: It passed the first test...I didn't go blind Collette: Barkeep, I couldn't help noticing your sign Moe: What, the one that says 'Bartenders do it till you barf'? Edna: Bart! Are those liquor bottles? Bart: I brought enough for everybody Edna: Take those to the teachers lounge! You can have what's left at the end of the day. Moe: Well It's hard to say, He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it Homer: You just lost yourself a customer! Moe: Wha? I'm sorry, Homer I couldn't hear you Homer: I said you just lost yourself a customer! Moe: Huh? Homer: You just lost yourself a customer! Moe: Homer you're going to have to speak up! Homer: You just lost yourself a customer, Moe! Moe: I've forced myself to wha? Homer: You just lost yourself a customer! Moe: Homer.. I'll talk to you tomorrow! Homer: You just lost yourself a customer! Moe: Yeah you can use it! Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen.. according to the Gascromatigraph... the secret ingredient is..... love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Homer: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaane!....oh, by the way I was being sarcastic Marge: Well duh! Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe Marge: Bart, are you going to Moe the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but you promised me Moe money Marge: I Moe, I Moe! Homer: Moe...Moe...Moe Lisa: When Bart's done, can we Moe to the Moevies? There's a Moetinee Marge: Of course, All work and Moe play makes Moe a Moe Moe Bart:Moemomoemoe? Marge:Momomoemoe! Lisa:Moememoemoemoe! Bart:Momomomoe
