Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty: Whaddya know, he's wearing pants! Selma: I owe you a lunch! Marge: Question 1: Name one of your childs friends Homer: Lets see uh, Barts friends, well there's the fat kid with the thing, uh, the little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets! Marge: They want a name, Homer, not a vague description! Homer: Okay....Hank? Marge: Hank? Hank who? Homer: Hank....Jones! Marge: Homer, you made that up Marge: Question 2, who is your sons hero? Homer: Steve McQueen Marge: That's your hero! Name another dad you talk to about parenting... Homer: Next Marge: What are your sons hobbies? Homer: Well he's always chewing on the phone cord. Marge: He hasn't done that since he was two! Homer: Then he has no hobbies! Homer: Oh my god, I don't know jack about my boy! I'm a bad father! Selma: You're also fat! Homer: I'm also fat! Homer: Goodbye son! Milhouse: Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away! Bart: Maybe it's for the best Guy: Step one is to find an activity the two of you can share! Does the boy have any interests? Homer: What boy? Guy: Your son! Find something he likes to do, and share in it! Homer: Well, he is building a soapbox derby racer! Guy: Ah, that would be perfect! Homer: (reading) No matter what you tell your child to do, you will always do the opposite, huh? Homers Brain: Don't you get it, you've gotta use reverse psychology! Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated! Homers Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology! Homer: Alright I will! Nelson: Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile! Homer: Loser mobile...hehehe.... wait a minute! Bart: Uuh, its over there Nelson Nelson: Woah, talk about your pieces of crap! Barney: (To Patty). My friend and I have a bet... are you Mary Tyler Moore? (She sprays him in the eyes). Aaaaah! Wow! It really is you!
