Homer: I ordered it for my little girl! Lisa: I'm done. Homer: Oooh, that cost eighty eight dollars.
Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologise, I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Lisa: I forgive you. Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!
Lisa: Dada.... Dada Marge: Did you hear that Homer? Homer: Marge, please, I'm busy! Homer: Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things I'm gonna.. you know, go fruity Pet Salesman: Oh my, what is that smell? Oh it's you Homer: 'Scuse me, do you sell ponys? Pet Salesman: Uuh..sure pal, right here Homer: Deer Hound...hey this is a dog! Burns: Just sign this form and the money will be yours.. mwa haha hahahahahahaha...aheeh.. sorry, I was just um erm.. thinking of something funny Smithers did today Smithers: I didn't do anything funny today.. Burns: ...Shhut Uup! Abe & Bart: ...are playing a space video game, and Abe doesn't know what the heck to do. Lisa: Wait, dad, I've got something for you! *kiss* Homer: aww, I was hoping it would be money! Homer: First you didn't want me to get the Pony, now you want me to take it back, make up your mind!