Homer: They take hundreds of magazines, filter out the crap, and leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket! (Homer struggles to fit it in his pocket) Homer: Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread, the pitiless bark of the sea lion! <gasp> He'll be killed! Marge: Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article... Homer: Don't be so..... (turns the page). Oh you're right Lady: Are you a professional writer? Homer: mm, mm... (in a 'no' kinda way) Lady: Are you interested in politics and government? Homer: mmmm.. (in a 'i dunno' kinda way) Lady: Are you interested in anything? Homer: mmmm.. (same as above) Lady: Could you touch your nose for me Homer: (Homer twists and bends but doesnt touch his nose) Bart: Well, okay. Which one do you want? Lisa: I...want.... that one Bart: Really? You want that one? Well..it's all yours, whatever you say Lisa: Why, whats wrong with it? Bart: Nothing! Have a good night sleep Lisa Lisa: No, really, what?! Bart: Nothing! Lisa: What did you do to it? Bart: Nothing! Lisa: MOOOOOM! Homer: (the phone rings) What the..... D'oh, stupid welcoming mint!... (picks up phone) Yallow! Bart: Good morning, this is your wake up call! Homer: Wake up call? It's 2am! Bart: Sorry fatso! Homer: Oh I love your magazine, my favorite section is 'How To Increase Your Word Power'. That thing is really, really, really... good Lady: These are your special VIP badges, they get you into places other tourists can't see! Homer: Miss, what does the 'I' stand for? Lady: Important Homer: Ooooh, how bout the V? Lady: Very Homer: Oooh, and miss, one more question.. Lady: Person Homer: Aaah. What does the I stand for again? Homer: Give her the cheque!!! (the crowd laughs) Oh, I was serious Guy: (Sings a song about Lisa, Bart can't stand it so he hits him with his slingshot)
