Dr. Marvin Monroe: 20 simple questions that will determine just how crazy your.... mashoogana... somewhat is... Homer: Friends names? Oohhh!
Homer: Honey, could you do me a favour and fill out this form? Marge: Homer this is an intimate phsychological profile, I can't fill this out for you! Homer: Alright Alright.... I'll get Lisa to do it! Homer: Lisa you like Homework, could you fill out this form for me? Lisa: Well, alright... If you listen to the poem I just wrote Homer: D'oh! Okay Lisa: I had a cat named snowball, she died, she died, mom said she was sleeping, she lied, she lied! Why oh why is my cat dead, couldn't that chrysler hit me instead?... I had a hampster named Snuffy, he die... Homer: No deal! Announcer: Our Fifty thousand dollar home video finalists are: Man breaking hip! (sound effect: A man screaming), Dog on fire, woof, anybody order a hot dog? (Homer laughs), and finally, Baby with a nailgun! Okay, its time to cast your votes now! Homer: Dog on fire, dog on fire!! Bart: Hey dad, do you hear voices? Homer: Yes, I am hearing one right now when I'm trying to watch tv! Bart: Yes. Are you equipped to anger? Homer: BART!? Shut up or I'll shut you up!!! Bart: Yes. Do you wet your pants? Well even the best of us has an occasional accident Homer: So did I pass? Burns: Hehehehe.... no! Smithers: Careful men, he wets his pants! Michael Jackson (Leon): I can't beleive you never heard of me, I'm a very popular entertainer! Homer: Oh of course I've heard of you, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know... what did you say your name was? Michael Jackson (Leon): You seem like a nice guy, why did they put you in here? Homer: Cuz I wore a pink shirt Michael Jackson (Leon): I understand. People thought I was crazy for the way I dressed Homer: What did you wear? Michael Jackson (Leon): One white glove, covered with Rime stones Homer: (rubs finger up and down his lips making a 'bibbity bobbity sound) Homer: (talking in sleep) Cakes, football, boobies Michael Jackson (Leon): Bubbles, it's gonna be a long night Bart: Lisa, her teeth are big and green, Lisa, she smells like Gasoline, Lisa, da-da-da disa, she is my sister, her birthday, I missed-ah Michael Jackson (Leon): Uh, no Michael Jackson (Leon): The training wheels, come off your bike, you start to notice boys you like, a-hee hee hee
