Homer: Mmmm...Horse Douvers... Marge: Homer! You promised! Homer: I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie! Marge: Go easy on the al-key-hole Homer: Bart! Do that thing you do that's so cute! Bart: What? Homer: That thing you know how to do! Bart: What!? Homer: Go to bed! Homer: Could you uh...give me uh.... hand full of peanuts... Maude? Maude: Oh sure... Homer: Not those peanuts.... the ones at the bottom! Marge: I have NEVER been so embarrased in my life! Homer: Why... wadja do? Babysitter: Simpson... Bart: Hahaha! Come back for more eh? Babysitter: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Marge: Well I was thinking... do you think you could babysit the kids this weekend, I wouldn't ask, but we're desperate Abe: Oh suuuure! Last resort. Old Grandpa the B. The guy who can't be counted on for nothing knowhow dag-nammit. Everyone's against me!........ I'll do it! Lovejoy: Ned, Maude, what brings you here? Ned: Well.... sometimes god bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers! Homer: Oh, lucky you don't keep guns in the house Lovejoy: Homer, why are you here Homer: Oh....because I got drunk and looked down her dress! Lovejoy: Come on Homer what are her faults? Homer: Well sometimes she can be annoying! Marge: Oh Homer Lovejoy: Now Marge, don't interrupt, you'll get your turn Homer: I'm done Lovejoy: Okay, Marge Marge: Well... its not that I don't love the guy, I'm always sticking up for him, it's just that he's so self-centered. He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays. He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and low lifes Homer: Oh its true! Lovejoy: Homer don't interrupt Marge: He blows his nose on the towels and then puts them back in the middle! Homer: I only did that a couple of times! Homer: I am the champion, I am the champion, no time for losers, cuz I am the champion, of the world!
