Abe: Pull your chair closer my son... Homer: What is it, dad? Abe: Pe-yew! Not that close! McBain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting... in beeeed... Mother Simpson: Abe.. I want Homer to grow up respecting his father, he must never know about that carnival incident! Abe: Okay Mother Simpson: Promise you wont tell him Abe: I promise... Abe: Whoops! Forget what I just told you Bart: So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart! Bart: Well his parents aren't married are they? It's the correct word isn't it? Homer: I guess he's got us there Bart: Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard.
