Comedian: Don't you hate it...when you go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper!? Homer: Hehehehehe, it's funny cause it's true!
Marge: So, what did you children learn about today? Bart: Hell! Homer: Bart!!! Bart: But that's what we learned about! I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell unless I say hell can I? Homer: Ehh, he has a point Bart: Hell yes! Marge: Bart! Bart: Hell hell hell hell hell hell hell Marge: You're no longer in Sunday School...don't swear! Burns: I'm so keen on seeing 'Watson vs. Tatum' too, I'd even go to an employees house. Oh I can picture it now: the screen door rusting off it's filthy hinges, mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die Apu: Oh hello Mrs. Homer! I brought some assortment of Jerky! Homer: Oooh, did you swipe those from work!? Apu: Oh certainly not! Burns: Oh, Simpson, good news, I brought some... mun-chies. Smithers, the Cheetos
