Announcer: Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler? Homer: HITLER!? Marge: Hitler North Dakota? Patty: Bismarck Contestent: Bismarck! (ping noise) Bart: Hitler?! Homer: Hey, i'm still beating you, boy Announcer: Okay, the colors of the Italian flag are Red, White, and what? Bart: Blue! Homer: Yellow! Bart: Orange, Red, Patty: Green! Homer: Black, White, Green! Contestant: Green! Homer: I was right! Announcer: (big breath) Foryourfreebrochuresendfivedollarsto demoxinil fortyfivehairplazahaircityUtah Demoxinil Guy: Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range, however I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it would be purely coincidental Homer: Good morning Springfield! Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Wingfield! Mr Wingfield: Why dont you get a haircut you hippy! Carl: There's something different about you Homer, d'you lose some weight? Lenny: Yeah, you look like you've got a tan or something Guy: I know what it is, a new tie! Smithers: Attention Homer Simpson, you have been promoted, you are now an executive, take three minutes to say goodbye to your former friends, and report to room 503 for re-assignment to a better life. Homer: Yallow! Marge: Hello Homey, how's my big important executive? Homer: Oh Marge, every woman I interview for the secretary job makes kissy faces at me! Karl: Hello Mr. Simpson, I'm.... Karl. Marge: He sounds good, hire him Karl: I want you to say to yourself... I deserve this, I love it, I am natures greatest miracle. Go ahead, say it. Homer: I...I Karl: Trust me Homer Homer: I... Karl: Take a step and SAY IT! Homer: I...deserve this Karl: Louder! Homer: I DESERVE THIS! Karl: Shout it! Homer: I AM NATURES GREATEST MIRACLE!!!!!!! Karl: I'll need three weeks vacation and moving expences... Homer: YOU'VE GOT IT, BUDDY! Karl: Lets go shopping! Singer: You are so beautiful, to meeeeeee! Marge: I love you Homer! Homer: I love you Karl, uh... Marge! Karl: Stunning.... absolutely stunning! Smithers: Hey...why do you care if this guys' bald? Karl: My reasons.... Are my own!
