Mr. Burns: I will not be lampooned by school children. Kill them Smithers! Smithers: You could just buy a new car sir. Mr. Burns: Well, whatever's easier. Martin: A new car? May I suggest an oldsmobile? :nobody laughs: Nelson: Mr. Burns sucks :everybody laughs:
Homer: A Lambhorgati Fasterosa!? That's the car I think about when I make love to my wife. Homer: You're sending me to Italy? Mr. Burns: Yes. Homer: Can I take my family? Mr. Burns: Sure Homer: Do I have to hang out with them? Mr. Burns: It would be nice. Homer: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Brandine: Cletus, you're the most wonderful husband and son I ever had. Lisa: Dad don't you wanna turn around and see the tower? Homer: Eh there's a picture of it on my cup.
Homer: Don't worry we got the cheese insurance. Marge: It doesn't cover mortidela! Homer: Noooooo! Lady: Americano? Homer: Americano! What the hell could that mean? Why can't you people learn to speak my language. I lean to eat your food! Sideshow Bob: These feet were made for stompin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these feet will make Chianti out of you. Homer: Holy moly! I always thought you were, you know, out, loud and proud. Sideshow Bob: Well, I experimented in college as one does. Homer: Yeah I never went to college. Sideshow Bob: Stop the presses. Sideshow Bob: I hereby swear a ... VENDETTA! Marge: Vendetta means... Vendetta! AAAH! Lisa: Krusty's in an opera here in Rome. He can save our lives, come on lets go. Homer: Oh Opera! They have that here too!? Krusty: Vendetta? What's that? An Italian Vending Machine? :nobody laughs: Oh that's my opening joke, and my closer, and my saver, and my topper! Krusty: So I had this beautiful tour guide right, and I tell her I want to see her Naples. She slapped me. Guy: We call it Napoli! Krusty: Yeah well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli.
Singer: When a wife looks like that and her husbands so fat that's immoral. When she kisses that jerk while I do all the work thats im-- Homer: Hey knock it off! Singer: Sorry, no speak English. When a big tub of lard--
