Lisa: Nelson those don't count as Easter eggs. Nelson: Yeah but they count as breakfast Bart: Ralph there's a hole in your basket. Ralph: You're Lisa's brother.
Marge: This house has such beautiful wainscotting. Mrs. Quimby: Marge I didn't know you were into wainscotting. Marge: I read an article about it at the tyre store. Did you know it's not named after someone named Wayne Scott? Homer: You're like all Easter Bunnies, can't take a punch to the crotch! Maybe next time you'll think twice before you "volunteer to help children". Cookie: That's the last refrigerator magnet calendar you get from me. Homer: We throw those out anyway. Cookie: You lie! Stop lying! Sherri: Hey where'd she go? Terri: Oh well, lets talk in our secret twin language.
Seymour: You speak Italian? Lisa: Of course I do, why would I say it if I didn't? Seymour: Flawless logic but I am going to have to ask you to speak a few phrases to verify your fluency. Though not now because I have a series of important meetings. How's tomorrow for you? Because it's terrible for me. But I'll get back to you. Soon! Homer: Why does every woman I try to talk to run into cans? Milhouse: Can I be your insegnante? Lisa: Okay if that means teacher. Milhouse: It means masculine teacher! Announcer: Welcome back to Fox Sports West II Classic Fox Sports Fox. Homer: Heist plans? Burns' mansion!? That's Mr. Burns' mansion! Agnes: I got the combination from Burns after I let him feel me up during the depression Mr. Burns: Why you're all women. Homer: I'm not. Mr. Burns: I suppose but, you're certainly buxom and flirty. Homer: Oh well, I try to have a good time.
