Homer: Joy To The World a father's born, let me receive great gifts! Marge: If I give you money, how is the gift really from you? Bart: Where do you get your money? Marge: ... here's a ten, make your own card.
Dolph: Hey Milhouse. Cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed Milhouse: I'm cool! :gets hit by train: Homer: One adult and one baby please. Lisa: I'm not a baby, a baby is 0 - 2. Homer: Her first words! :whispering: play along! It's 50 cents less for babies! Skinner: And hurled a thermos brand thermos onto the street. Homer: Does it still keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold? Skinner: I'm afraid it doesnt keep any drinks anything. Homer: I don't know, what happened to the last safety salamander? Skinner: Uh he fell asleep in the suit and suffocated. Homer: I can do that.
Quimby: Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild. Jimbo: If you're lame enough to vote, vote for me. Announcer: Jimbo: tough on nerds, tougher on dorks. Homer: What can I do? I'm only one man. Lisa: Lincoln was only one man. Homer: Are you sure there wasn't a midget in his hat? I read an email that said there was. Homer: I will run for mayor! Lisa: And I will be your campaign manager. Homer: And I'll find out what a mayor does! Expand my brain, learning juice. Kent: Mr. Simpson, what about those photos of you strangling your child. Homer: Why should we let this election be influenced by a photo taken hours ago. Marge: Did you just vomit in that suit? Homer: A little. Marge: Have you cleaned that suit once since you got it? Homer: No, but I swam in it. Homer: Well, my son is here too. Lets meet him now. Bart: Heeere's Bart :pushes Milhouse onto stage: Milhouse: Wazuuuuuuuuup!?
