Homer: Praise the lord! I can walk again. What? My foot fell asleep. Homer: Can't even go in my own kitchen. Bart's in there right now eating frosting off MY egg beaters. Bart: Don't worry dad, I'm saving one for you. I'll just leave it here in the dog's mouth. Homer: No! Bart! That's a really bad storage area.
Ned: You'd have to be awfully money grubbing to charge your friends and neighbors. Homer: 15 dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the pox box! Pox box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women, As with any disease box results may vary. Pox box! Ralph: I feel like a chicken already. I just made an egg in my pants! Wiggum: I can even touch my gun to my nose. Don't worry I'm the peef of cholice. I mean, the beef with no cheese. Why doesn't Lou like me!? WHY!? Luanne: Kirk you look good, have you been working out? Kirk: Well dogs have been chasing me!
Milhouse: Sweet Lizzie McGuire! Milhouse: Well I didn't see anything to get my hopes up if that's what you mean. Kirk: Maybe you should get your hopes up a little. Milhouse: They're already up! They're sky high! Homer: No I'm not coming into work. I have chicken pox. I know I said that last month but I was lying, geez. Right, right.. right... right. Right! Okay, right! I love you, bye. I just got fired. Milhouse: Remember when you told my dad to go to bed and he did. Bart: That was some new years. Milhouse: I am drunk! I'll prove it. Watch me.. kiss this picture of Nanna! Oh I can't do it. She's so mean to me. She wouldnt let me eat fruit loops. Luanne: Marge is having an affair with Kirk! Homer: That's ridiculous. No woman would want to have sex with that loser. Oh and uh, congratulations on snagging her back. Homer: This is Marge's bra! I bought it for her boobs! Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine. Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? Hello Dr. Wexler? Doctor: Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! Yeah it's that weird kid again.
Homer: Well I'd better go. Lisa: Where are you staying? Homer: You know the four seasons? Well I'm experiencing them first hand because I'm living in the park.
Lisa: I can read you like a book! Bart: Haha you read books!
Bart: Does this mean you and dad might get a D A V U R S? Marge: Young man you go work on your spelling. Or I'll delete all the custom ringtones from your cellphone. Bart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Milhouse: Do you like the dummy, Bart? I even made it smell like you.
Marge: So I got your note saying you wanted to meet here to apologize. Homer: Well I got your note saying you were gonna bring me a bucket of potato salad. Marge: Where's my apology? Homer: Where's my bucket?
Milhouse: I don't wanna live in a world without Bart! Marge: Can he swim? Bart: What do you think?
