Lady: Winner of the Romanian film festivals prestigious golden bucket -- Holy crap someone's actually calling! Ned: Sorry but I promised to rewind videotapes for the poor.
Homer: You wear a bathing suit in the bathtub? Ned: Yeah! So I can't see my own shrinky-dink! Homer: Makes sense. Ned: I'd love to help you out but you do have to be over 18. Nelson: I am, check out my ID. Ned: Wait this is my licence. Ned: Here's your room ladies, you can catch some Zee's while you earn those degrees. Girl: You rhyme like Snoopy dog! Ned: Well thankyou! Bart: I know what we can Ask Jeeves. Why does he suck!
Bart: Hey this is one of those dirty websites. Milhouse: Two girls? Who would want that! Bart/Milhouse: FLANDERS!? Ned: That's odd, I could have sworn I just heard someone shriek my name. Bart: You heard nothing. Ned: Oh that's better! Homer: And the best part is stupid Flanders doesn't even know it's happening in his stupid house. Hence my nickname stupid Flanders. Moe: Homer's the one what wised us up to the sexy goings-on. Flanders: Homer is this true! Homer: Ned I had no choice. It was just so funny. Lisa: You've totally humiliated the best friend The Simpsons ever had. Homer: You're right, but you know who the real victim is here? Ned. Lisa: That's what we've been trying to tell you! Homer: Last-diddly-ast? Oh he's gone! And it's all someone's fault! Homer: Don't worry I'll straighten things out with coach Clay. We're good buddies. We play this game called who can punch the softest and he always lets me win. Guy: Everyone new begins here in the dimple department. Ned: Can I start yesterday!
Ned: Boys put on your goodie two-shoes. We're moving back to Springfield. Rod: But I have a girlfriend! Ned: Now you have a penpal! Rod: Yay!
