Bart: Oh yeah well you love Moleman! Lisa: No you do! You're gay for Moleman! Bart: You're gay for Moleman! Moleman: No one's gay for Moleman. Marge: Lisa graduating two years early and Bart..... graduating!
Ralph: I can use the potty now. Jenda: Oh sorry Lisa. Sink Activate! I love your dress. Soap Activate! Bart tells me you got into Yale. Sink Terminate! Lisa: Yeah even though McDonalds owns Yale now it's still a great school. Bart: Mom dumped you because you blew all our money on this underwater house, Homer: She'll realize she was a fool when-- HEY! Come back with my patio furniture! Stupid Flounders. Bart: So what do you do to kill time in here? Homer: There's a DVD player but it doesn't work.
Bart: Why did you buy the first hover car ever made!? Didn't you know it'd take time to work out the kinks. Homer: HAHA! I KNOW. IT'S A HOVER CAR! Bender: All right! You guys are my new best friends! Homer: You wish, loser! Moe: You moron! Uh, why did I think I ever needed a clone. Moe: I'm not the clone you're the clone. Moe: Oh please not this again! Bart: Hi Mrs. K. This is sure weird huh. Edna: Want it to get weirder? Bart: Uh, I don't think so. Edna: Good call Bart, we can both do better. Milhouse: What Lisa's problem!? Milhouse mother say Milhouse handsome! Krusty: Hey Hey! Krusty the Clown is dating your mom! Snake: Don't move teenage Bart! I've got you covered with my taser slash cellphone. Dude this is totally not the time to call me. I don't know, some kind of pasta. Look, just get me what you're having alright? Eew, not that. What soups do they have. Bart: Mr. Smithers? I thought you were, you know-- uh. Smithers: Haha no I'm straight. As long as I take these injections every ten minutes. I LOVE BOOBIES!
Moe: Once they destroy each other, then we make our move. Spider Moe: Yes, then we make our move..... What, a spider got into the cloning machine!
Bart: That's where Doc Frink used to live. Jenda: Uh, I never had this problem with Todd Flanders. Milhouse: Lenny, Carl, can you pull me out!? Lenny: Sorry, we're ghosts now. Carl: Our spirits live in those two trees. Lenny: Or maybe we're alive and we just feel like jerking you around. Carl: Or maybe we're one of each.
Bart: I'm waiting till I find a girl who likes me for me. Frink: And you will at the age of 83. You die one minute later. Bart: And my brain is put in a... Frink: Poppers grave. Homer: Marge I thought you'd never take me back after what I did to Krusty. Marge: You mean get beaten up by him? Homer: Exactly.
Bart: This sucks, I wanna see Vice President Cletus. Cletus: You want me to attend the funeral of the sultan or Brunei. Well I would consider it my honour. Hey Brandine, pack my evening britches. We's going to Brunei!
