Skinner: Now as queen you shall be entitled to eat the same french fries as the teachers do. Lisa: The ones made from potatoes? Skinner: The very same! Milhouse: My coat of arms is Spiderman couchant on a field vert. Nelson: What's couchant mean? Milhouse: Lying down. Nelson: You mean like you? Now what's vert mean? Say it means punching.
Bart: No way, I didn't do it! Unlike all the other stuff I told you I didn't do which I did. Homer: I can't believe you got expelled! Well don't expect to spend all week lying around on the couch like a bum. Cause that's my thing! Homer: Where will it be? North Korea, Iran, anything's possible with Commander Kookoo Bananas in charge! Abe: I need two double A batteries now! Homer: Get em from the smoke detector. Marge: What if there's a fire? Homer: The smoke will wake us up!
Bart: Hi I'm Bart Simpson, Aye Carumba, Do The Bartman, etc etc. Marge: Catholics can be a peculiar bunch. No birth control, no meat on Friday. Homer: No meat! What do they eat? Lightbulbs? Homer: Bart, what the hell are you saying. Lisa: That's Latin, dad, the language of Plutarch. Homer: Mickey Mouse's dog!? Father Sean: I understand, but can it wait till after Bingo? Homer: Bingo, that's my favorite game. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win. Father Sean: Bingo. Homer: That's my favorite game. I just can't remember what to yell out when you win. Father Sean: How bout you just say "Yaay I won!" Homer: Bingo! Homer: Is it true you priest guys can't ever... you know? Father Sean: I'll admit the vow of celibacy is one of our sterner challenges. Homer: Celibacy I was talking about the meat on Friday thing. Man you guys got more crazy rules than Blockbuster Video. Homer: I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I swiped a bolted down tv from a holiday inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I lied to a waiter, I masturbated 8 billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future. Woohoo I'm clean! In your face lord! Lovejoy: Scuse me, that better be decaf. Waitress: The rim is orange aint it, or does undertipping make you colorblind. Lovejoy: Her husband is sleeping with her sister. Who said that? Marge: But I didn't change Bart's diapers for five years to see him become a Catholic! Bart: I thought there was a monster in the potty.
Bart: Okay I'll pick a religion for me. Judaism. Don't have a cow man, Don't have a cow man Don't have a cow man, have a piece of fish, HEY!
Father Sean: Well said mate, put her there. Ned: Hehe My pleasure. Note to self, have hand reblessed.
