Crazy Cat Lady: Uh, this whole place is disgusting! Marge: I agree. Hey! Aren't you that crazy cat lady. Crazy Cat Lady: Yes I am, but thanks to this psychoactive medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity. Marge: Those are just Reece's Pieces! Crazy Cat Lady: DAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAA Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Homer: L is for Loser which describes you-sir, don't try to stop me, just enjoy the view sir. Kid: Grampa, will you take me fishin? Old Man: Sorry Jimmy, Your grandma and I are going to have old people sex. Thankyou Jammetin! Todd: If Kane and Abel were Adam and Eve's only children, how did they make more babies? Rod: Did they make babies with their mother or with each other. Ned: Your mouth is hopin' for a soapin boy now stop askin silly questions and go kill your brother. Nurse: This is Timmy Thomas, he has Timmy Thomas disease. Timmy: Could you do an obnoxious endzone dance for me today. Pweese.
Homer: Lenny, could I move you from Wednesday at noon to Sunday at six. Lenny: Homer you know that's when I play with neighbourhood dogs! Homer: Alright I'll work it out. Lenny: Aw you guys are what it's all about. Frink: Sir you have revealed to me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would play to see it again and again and again and again but NOT SIX TIMES! Dr. Hibbert: I also would pay to see it again. Kearney: Me too, here's some guys wallet! Dr. Hibbert: I am that guy! Carl: You could take a lesson from Flanders. You know, inject your services with a little razzle dazzle. Lovejoy: Well I already do if by razzle you mean piety and by dazzle you mean scriptual accuracy. Carl: What a tool. Mr. Burns: And what would you use instead of nuclear power. Marge: Solar Carl: Hydro electric Moe: A mix of conservation and wind. Mr. Burns: Who told you about those. Carl: A talking tree in a commercial. Homer: Hahaha, I'm the worst thing to happen to sport since Fox. Guy: We want you to produce this year's SuperBowl half time show. Homer: Wow, at last my pathetic little life has a meaning. Hee hee, you suckers I woulda done it for free. Texan: Fine, do it for free! Homer: Dammit, well, I'll still do it. Hehe, suckers, I would have paid you. Texan: Fine, pay us! Homer: Oh dammit, will you take a check. Priest: I know pronounce you Pacman and wife :Lets Get Physical plays:
Ned: I'm like Michael Moore except I'm skinny, my jeans are washed and god loves me.
Ned: Just wish I would find a way to spread my message. Homer: Have you tried checking the oil filter. Ned: Are you even listening to me? Homer: Sure I'd be happy to tell you my problem.
Ned: Maybe god brought us together for a reason. Homer: Yeah, you help me and I in turn are helped by you!
Homer: I thought America was hungry for meaning. I shoulda just sent a crocodile into space like I originally planned.
Marge: Homie I think you did great. And to celebrate I made omlette's with the eggs people threw at our house!
