Bart: Welcome to lecture #8 on the waterbaloon. Yesterday I asked everyone to think of other liquids you could fill a balloon with. Milhouse: Water? :Nelson punches him: Bart: Thankyou Nelson. Kearney: Hot sauce! Bart: Kearney, that could blind someone. You get an A. Ralph: Why can't you be friends like me and Mr. Finger. Ow! You have betrayed me for the last time!
Bart: It's your fault for giving birth to my arch enemy! Lisa: At least I was planned! Marge: Stop it! No one was planned! Lisa: Why are we even going? Last year uncle Tyron was bitter and depressed.
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Happy Birthday To You! Tyron: Why wont I die! Pimple Kid: I'm sorry sir, the computer says the movie Chocolate Star Wars doesn't exist! Homer: I say you don't exist! Pimple Kid: No, I'm right here under staff. Homer: Son, seeing sappy movies with a lady has certain payoffs. Bart: Like what, they'll do something with you that they hate? Homer: Exactly! Marge: Homey If I died would you be sad? Homer: Eh, I wouldn't be happy. Homer: We don't have boarding passes, but we need to get on that plane for reasons that are utterly insane. Guy: Go ahead, what do I care I'm getting laid off tomorrow. Air Hostess: Sir what would you like for dinner. A steak, or two steaks? Homer: Can I have both? Homer: Come on everybody have some sexual congress, not the kind of congress that contains Paul Tsongas. Guy: I'm sorry we're not supposed to give out passenger's itineraries. Bart: I understand. Hey what's that crazy girl doing? Lisa: I'm going into the gold medallian club, with a silver level membership! Guy: The hell you are! Bart: So, mom and dad are going to Atlantic City, but their luggage isn't! And Homer's getting a low-fat meal. Homer: Noooooooooooo! Lisa: They probably do this all the time, this whole family is built on a tissue of lies and romance. Bart: Yeah, it's a tissue covered in blood and boogers! Bart: Whaddya wanna play? Lisa: How about "The Floor Is Made Of Lava!" :the kids bounce around the room: Homer: All I wanted was a second honeymoon. And now the floor is made of lava.
Bart: Yeah I agree, I mean you are pretty annoying. Lisa: I guess the hunt was more fun than the catch. Bart: Hey I just zinged you. Lisa: I know. My new thing is to ignore you. When you grow up I'll be outside.
Marge: Homey why don't we just go home, wait till the kids fall asleep and have sex in the car. Homer: 'cause I was saving that for my birthday.
Homer: This must be what it's like to be in space. Marge: You've been to space! Homer: And yet I've never been to me!
Homer: Oh you're on my hair! Oh that's better.
Ned: My credit card bill seems a little chunky this month. Let's see what's going on Vis-a-vis the Visa. AAAAAHHH! Rod: AHHHHHHHHH!
