Homer: What the, where's my money? Marge: Dear Homie, had to buy diapers for Maggie, love Marge. Homer: Wha? Marge: Simpson.. Homer: Oh. Homer: I don't care about the color of your skin Lenny. You're my friend.
Marge: I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea. Homer: Oh couldnt you come up with a less embarrassing lie? Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay. Mick Jagger: Welcome to Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete Rock N' Roll lifestyle without the lawsuits and STDs Homer: Wooo! STDs. Mick Jagger: And remember, Rule #1, there are no rules. Rule #2, no outside food. Wiggum: Hey Mick, will you teach us your strut. Mick Jagger: Not today I've got a ton of paperwork to catch up on. Wiggum: Oh tell me about it. At my job.. oh, oh you're gone. Homer: Isn't Mick cool. I thought he'd be all like "I'm a rockstar aren't I great" but he's just like you or me or Jesus over there! Homer: Mr. Seltzer Brian Setzer: Setzer. Homer: No I think it's Seltzer. Mick Jagger: And no matter where you are, you always say It's the wildest town in the whole damn world. Wiggum: So when you said it in Springfield last year you didn't mean it? Mick Jagger: Yeah sure I did, but only because Springfield really is the wildest town in the whole damn world. Keith Richards: Just past the groupies and we're home. Cardboard Cutouts: We love you, please sleep with us. Keith Richards: They're bloody cardboard! Homer: :kissing groupies: We know. Homer: Test, test, test, you're testing my love for you. Check check, you're checking to see if I'm true. Test 1 test 2 test 3 test 4, you test me like the water in El Salvador.
