Homer: I got skybox tickets, and with only 20% loss of my brain function. Life is blahbelh... Moe: Otto, what you waiting for, get your ass on my neck!
Homer: I know, we'll stay with my very best friend in the world, Lenny. Lenny: Hi Simpsons! Homer: That's Lenny? Oh I wanted the black one! Homer: 1895, forget it! We'd be too late to save Lincoln and too early to save Kennedy. Moe: You can save McKinley. Homer: It's not a time machine, Moe! Cosby: Y'see I gotta get back on the tv cos with The Osbournes and the softcore porn and the dogs poopin an nobody's scoopin and the blaah aah aah. Marge: Your school chumps are going to be so jealous of your little outfit. Jimbo: God I wish I had that little outfit. Kearney: Yeah those golden curls are to die for. Moe: Telegram for Heywood U Cuddleme. Heywood U Cuddleme. Big guy in the back, Heywood U Cuddleme? Oh that little. I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your union meets your central pacific. Stop. Homer: I can't remember the last time I cried like this. Lisa: When you put your t-shirt on backwards? Homer: Oh yeah. The tag chaffed my throat. Announcer: Law and Order. Elevator Inspectors Unit. Inspector 1: See here's the thing inspector the button for 5 doesn't light up. Inspector 2: I think I'm gonna be sick. Lisa: What about books. Marge: Yeah if we read books we could form a club. Homer: If we formed a club we could serve drinks. Bart: Hey dad, why don't we watch you drink from a hose. Homer: Good idea Lisa. Hmm the water's off. I'll use my eye to see what the trouble is.
