Guy: Give it up, Mr. Simpson, we know you have the olympic torch! Marge: For god sakes Homer, give them back their flame! Homer: No! The olympics have pre-empted my favorite shows for the last time! Bart: You can always find your favorite shows next month.. Homer: You wait till next month, you wait till next month. Homer: I'm bored.... HEY, a fair! Homer: Is that your beer tent? :points: Principal: :whips Homer: Monkey's point... Homer: :sniffs: Monkey's cry! Homer:Hey Marge, watch me burn Flanders. Ned Flanders bids fifty dollars. Hehehehehehe. Announcer: And the winner of the hundred dollar bill is Ned Flanders... Homer: OOHHH! Bart: Those weren't bullies. That's a bully! Nelson: Hey Butler, stop butling yourself! Rainier:Bart, your little tie makes me smile... Bart: Excuse me, but you don't sound as tough as you do in the movies.. Rainier: If you don't shut your big yap, I will rip off your face and use it as a napkin. Rainier: :silencing Bart and Greta: Laughing time is over... Greta: What's your house like? Bart: Oh, it's okay. My bed is stuffed with hay. Greta: :giggles: Bart, you're so funny.. Bart: He he..... :depressed: Yeah. Lisa: Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian? Rainier: Hahaha Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale kissing moon maidens. Homer: Hehe, yeah one time she... oh she's looking at us.. be cool :starts humming: Rainier: :to pie: Remember when I said I'd eat you last? I lied... Milhouse: WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!? Milhouse: I'm wearing my bathing suit under my pants. Greta: Umm, you wanna go swimming? Milhouse: Okay, but you'll have to watch me dive. Greta: Fine.. Milhouse: Do you promise? Bart: Just go! Milhouse: :runs for pool, laughing: Bart: Oh, he'll sleep tonight. Rainier:This looks like a job for my authorized lookalike... Chuck: Hi, I'm Chuck, I live in his trunk. Moe: So how much do you lookalike's make? Cuz some say I look like Macauley Culkin :does famous Home Alone mirror scene: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Homer: Ouch, I sat on something sharp! Rainier: That's just Lara Flynn-Boyle Homer: Hehehe.. I have a "Boyle" on my ass! Bart: This is the biggest thing that's happened to me since chocolate milk! Milhouse: They've got chocolate milk now?! Lisa: And where were you? Homer: :ashamed: Cock fight... Wiggum: :crying: Lou you can't leave the force I can change! Lou: I just think there's more money in private security.. Wiggum: What I'm hearing is... I'm too fat! :cries while stuffing down ice cream: Aren't I? Greta: I can't believe he dumped me! Rainier: In my movies, this is where I would go berserk. Greta: Dad, this isn't a movie! Rainier: No. Let my muscles hug you... Bart: Milhouse... Greta!? Well no one has to draw me a picture. Milhouse: Oh, but I did :hands Bart picture: Bart: Greta, is this how it is? Greta: Yes, except he kissed me in the eye. Lisa: You only want her because someone else has her. Bart: Prove it, using examples from this room. Lisa: Alright, look. Maggie is not playing with this ball right now, but look what happens when I take it. :Maggie reaches for ball: See... Bart: Gimme the ball! Gimme the ball! Rainier:Leave a message at the beep. :aggressive: But don't be a message monster hogging all my tape! Greta: I'm leaving in ten minutes, my dad's shooting a movie in Toronto. Bart: You're going to Spain!? Homer: Canada? Why should we leave America to visit America Junior? Lisa: Dad, no! It says don't walk! Homer: Doesn't matter, they have free health care :car hits HomerI: AAAAH I'm rich! Marge: Oh, I see you drive on the left up here? Man: No ma'am, I'm drunk.
Bart: I dunno dad, what if she's still mad at me? Homer: Listen to me, son. No one loves a quitter, so you go over there and win her back! Bart: But she might say no! Homer: Oh I quit, there's no convincing you. I'm gonna take a nap.
Milhouse: She's with the 'house, now!
Man:Well, we've seen some wild sweeping here today. Woman: Yes, the broom handling has been truly dazzling.... What's this? Two young yankee doodles have turned this match into a dandy.. Man: Hah hah hah, both our viewers must be thrilled.
Milhouse: You're breaking up with me? Why? Greta: I guess I was just looking for someone more... masculine. Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchee got in my hair.
Milhouse: I can't believe we're on the Canadian olympic basketball team. Bart: Yep, it's just that easy :throws ball but misses hoop: Player: Wow, that was close, you can be the center.
Skinner: How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips? Nelson: How come you suck!? Skinner: Uh... I lack confidence.
